If you were ever a teenager in a small town then you know that the police don't always have enough to do. And so they come looking for you. Being conscientious young men, Skeeter and I endeavored to participate in activities which allowed local law enforcement to practice the skills that they had learned at the Academy. From creative way to strike Strike Anywhere Matches, to Jell-O balloons, to subversive reasons to read, to Vampire Santa, this album takes you on a wild ride that combines stand-up comedy and long form storytelling to create a fun filled listening experience the whole family will enjoy.