This is the one Baby Book new dads will actually want to read because:
* It only has 498 words
* It mentions sore nipples, but doesn't dwell on them
* It shows you what to do if your tiddler throws a hairdryer into the bath
* It knows that you really love your kid, even though you NEED to stop talking about organic carrots, car seats and baby poo.

Funny and furiously fast to read, this is the perfect gift to help new dads rise above the tidal wave of early fatherhood.