Can't Get There From Here

Synopsis

In this book of more than 40 humor columns and other writings, Jeff Tompkins battles a killer spider, has a medical professional assault his eyeballs, identifies the oddest job in the world, searches for a place to live and offers some suggestions to make spelling bees more exciting.Readers will find out what happens when you Google yourself too much, how to avoid being helped by a disgusting deli employee and why you shouldn't bring a frozen mouse to work.This book also contains a number of classified C.I.A. documents. That number is: zero.Steve Martin says, "This is the funniest collection of humor pieces I've read in a long time." (Legal disclaimer: Not the famous Steve Martin. This is the Steve Martin who lives down the street from the author and was NOT paid to say that.)