The prevaricating pros who helped students glide through seven years of college in The CollegeHumor Guide to College are back to show post-grads how to turn life into an "Easy A" by, well, faking it.

From sounding like an MBA to bribing the maitre d' to acting sensitive post-sex, here is everything aspiring equivocators need to know to B.S. their way to success in the real world.

As the authors remind readers: "The important thing isn't who you are; it's who other people think you are." With this poseur's bible in hand, a generation is poised to go forth and fake it.