How To Answer Do These Pants Make My Ass Look Fat?

Synopsis

A collection of brilliant and hilariously true essays that everyone interested in love, sex and marriage needs to read. A fearless intellect coupled with a compassionate spirit, Athol ruthlessly tosses out the politically correct bath water but keeps the babies safe. At times controversial, at times wickedly funny, but always a powerful voice for love, marriage and hope.Important stuff this book tells you that you simply have to know:The two types of men that women ping pong between. Page 9.How to answer "Do these pants make my ass look fat?" and get laid like tile. Page 11.Why the wedding vows aren't the actual marriage agreement. Page 16.Seventeen ways women reveal they are attracted to you. Page 25.How to tell if a SAHM is going to be great, or spend half the day on Facebook. Page 27.How to beat approach anxiety. Page 31.What to do when your wife won't have sex with you. Page 35.How to lead your wife so that she wants to follow you. Page 40.Why monogamy works best for most men. Page 50.How the wrong college degree can ruin your sex life. Page 59.How to spot when your wife is testing you. Page 69.What it means when your wife says she's bored. Page 71.What she's really saying when she says, "I love you, but I'm not in love with you." Page 76.Why you should never ask for marriage advice from your close friends. Page 79.How submission really works for women. Page 85.When you should rescue her and when you should let natural consequences just play out. Page 91.Why everyone gets the male mid-life crisis wrong and what is really happening. Page 92.What makes up the female mid-life crisis. Page 94.How to hit her sexual "Big Red Easy Button." Page 106.What happens when you have sex at 87.3% of maximum roughness and why it drives her wild. Page 108.What you should never do if she asks you to move out. Page 110.The "Second Date Rule". Page 116.Why her gaining fifteen pounds means she's into you. Page 117.