Quacking Up: A Sitting Ducks Joke Book

Synopsis

What time does Bill get up? At the quack of dawn. What pushes Bill out of bed in the morning? A billdozer. What would Bill become if he were bitten by a vampire? Count Quackula. Where does Bill go when he gets sick? To a ducktor. Just some of the specquackular jokes in this funny joke book - another cracking title based on Michael Bedard's bestselling book and hit TV series.