Nightlight: A Parody by Harvard Lampoon Inc. Staff (9780307476104)

Nightlight: A Parody

About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. Second, there was a vampire part of him which I assumed was wildly out of his control that wanted me dead. And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he had kissed me. And thus Belle Goose falls in love with the mysterious and sparkly Edwart Mullen in the Harvard Lampoon's hilarious send-up of Twilight. Pale and klutzy, Belle arrives in Switchblade, Oregon looking for adventure, or at least an undead classmate. She soon discovers Edwart, a super-hot computer nerd with zero interest in girls. After witnessing a number of strange events, Edwart leaves his tater tots untouched at lunch! Edwart saves her from a flying snowball! Belle has a dramatic revelation: Edwart is a vampire. But how can she convince Edwart to bite her and transform her into his eternal bride, especially when he seems to find girls so repulsive? Complete with romance, danger, insufficient parental guardianship, creepy stalker-like behavior, and a vampire prom, Nightlight is the uproarious tale of a vampire-obsessed girl, looking for love in all the wrong places.

ISBN: 9780307476104

Category: Horror & Ghost Stories

Format: Paperback

Publication Date: 2009-11-03

Series: Vintage Ser.

Publisher: Knopf Doubleday Publishing Gro

Country of origin: USA

Pages: 160

Weight: 170g

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