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How NOT to Write a Novel

How NOT to Write a Novel 2

200 Mistakes to avoid at All Costs if You Ever Want to Get Published

by Sandra Newman and Howard Mittelmark
Paperback
Publication Date: 10/02/2009
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'Heavens, what a joy this book is ... extremely funny' Lynne Truss, Sunday Times

There are many ways prospective authors routinely sabotage their own work. But why leave it to guesswork? Misstep by misstep, How Not to Write a Novel shows how you can ensure that your manuscript never rises above the level of unpublishable drivel; that your characters are unpleasant, dimensionless versions of yourself; that your plot is digressive, tedious and unconvincing; and that your style is reliant on mangled cliches and sesquipedalian malapropisms. Alternatively, you can use it to identify the most common mistakes, avoid them and actually write a book that works.

Guardian Award shortlisted novelist Sandra Newman and veteran editor Howard Mittelmark have distilled 30 years of teaching, editing, writing and reviewing fiction into a hilarious and liberating guide that is the perfect read for anyone who's ever laughed at a badly written piece of prose and for anyone who's ever penned one - and doesn't want to do it again.
ISBN:
9780141038544
9780141038544
Category:
Creative writing & creative writing guides
Format:
Paperback
Publication Date:
10-02-2009
Language:
English
Publisher:
Penguin Books Ltd
Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Pages:
272
Dimensions (mm):
198x129x15mm
Weight:
0.2kg
Sandra Newman

Sandra Newman is the author of three previous novels; The Only Good Thing Anyone Has Ever Done, (shortlisted for The Guardian First Book Award), Cake and The Country of Ice Cream Star (longlisted for the Bailey's Prize for Women's Literature).

She co-authored the hugely successful How Not to Write a Novel. She has also written The Western Lit Survival Kit, Read This Next, and a memoir, Changeling. She lives in New York.

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What really sells itself is the humour. I feel that even for people who don't read often will find themselves chuckling. Each heading and subheading is hilarious and the examples they provide are not only funny but also are clear cut as to why you shouldn't do this. It's a fun way to get you started on the mechanics of writing. I'd 100 per cent recommend it, if not for writing tips (which they emphasise that it's only guidelines), but for the laughs.

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What really sells itself is the humour. I feel that even for people who don't read often will find themselves chuckling. Each heading and subheading is hilarious and the examples they provide are not only funny but also are clear cut as to why you shouldn't do this. It's a fun way to get you started on the mechanics of writing. I'd 100 per cent recommend it, if not for writing tips (which they emphasise that it's only guidelines), but for the laughs.

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