Do you ever find yourself pondering your dog's sexual preference?
If so, consider the following...
Does your dog only accept doggy bags from The Four Seasons, 21, or The Conde Nast Cafeteria?
Have the feeling your dog is trading confidences with the groomer?
Does your dog pee only on Vogues?
Has your dog turned into a complete bitch?
Does it really matter?
If so, consider the following...
Does your dog only accept doggy bags from The Four Seasons, 21, or The Conde Nast Cafeteria?
Have the feeling your dog is trading confidences with the groomer?
Does your dog pee only on Vogues?
Has your dog turned into a complete bitch?
Does it really matter?
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