"Delightfully funny alternative history." --WINSTON GROOM, bestselling author of Forrest Gump and El Paso

"Droll satire, this is the West as it might have been if the Sioux hadn't saved us." --STEPHEN COONTS, bestselling author of Flight of the Intruder and Liberty's Last Stand

"Crocker has created a hilarious hero for the ages."--ROB LONG, Emmy and Golden Globes nominated screenwriter and co-executive producer of Cheers

"Sly and funny." --City Journal

"A hilarious adventure." --The American Spectator

"If you like learning history while laughing, you'll like this book...marvelous satire." -- DAVID LIMBAUGH, bestselling author of Jesus is Risen, The True Jesus and The Great Destroyer: Barack Obama's War on the Republic

What if Custer survived the Battle of the Little Bighorn?

What if he became a gun-for-hire?

And what if he made common cause with a troupe of cancan dancers, Chinese acrobats, an eyepatch-wearing rebel cardsharp, and a multilingual Crow scout?

Eager to clear his name from the ignominy of his last stand - but forced to do so incognito, under the clever pseudonym Armstrong - Custer comes across evildoings in the mysterious Montana town of Bloody Gulch, which a ruthless Indian trader runs as his own personal fiefdom, with rumors of muder, slavery, and buried treasure.

Armstrong is a rip-roaring tale of action, adventure, and hilarity as the ridiculously handsome, astonishingly brave, and highly susceptible milk-drinking cavalryman travels through the untamed West.

The Custer of the West Series begins here -- and it's a wild ride you won't want to miss.