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It's Unreal . . . the flies were up to my armpits and they were still falling. I was scared out of my wits. I didn't want to drown in a sea of flies. It's all a bit much really. A reunion of bones. The irresistible kisser. Wonder underpants. Cow-dung custard.

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It's unbearable . . . The bird's perch is swinging to and fro and hitting me on the nose. I can see my eye in its little mirror. Unbearably weird . . . You have the foulest feet ever. There are flies for lunch. A goat swallows your opal. And you have lived before.

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Since Unreal was published in 1985, Paul Jennings has written over 100 stories and sold over eight million copies of his books. To celebrate over twenty years of stories by Paul Jennings, Penguin has put together collections of his work.Hand-picked by Paul, each book contains 20

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Unbelievable? Maybe. But I'm telling you it's true. The crusher had pushed all the air out of my lungs. It was squeezing me tighter and tighter. I knew I had only seconds to live. Believe it or not . . . A kid can grow younger. Birds can bury you. Ghosts have exams. There are eyes in the milk. From the one and only Paul Jennings

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When Amy goes home for her birthday tea she finds her parents have vanished and in their place is a baby she's never seen before. Sprocket, at the same time, wakes up on a deserted mountainside. The three of them team up to find their families.

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Uncanny! I stared at Dad's eyes through the gas mask and remembered our handshake. A deal is a deal. With pounding heart, I walked into the soggy, wet mouth of the dead whale. It's uncanny . . . turning into a dung beetle, catching someone else's tattoos, being in bed with a ghost who tickles, seeing a flying dog.

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Plans come undone. Zips come undone. Bullies come undone. And so will the readers who try to predict the endings of these eight weird and wonderful stories.

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Paul Jennings' books are enjoyed by millions of children throughout the world. From the hugely popular UnCollected series comes this special selection of tales - a showcase of Paul's storytelling talents at their very best . . . and weirdest!

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'You must not chase planes,' says Ben. Rascal wants to fly. Will he do what he's told? Read a RASCAL story to your children and before long they'll read it to you.

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'Flap your wings, Rascal,' says Ben. But Rascal's wings don't work. What else can he use?

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Since Unreal was published in 1985, Paul Jennings has written over 100 stories and sold over 7.5 million copies of his books. To celebrate 20 years of stories by Paul Jennings, Penguin has put together collections of his work. Hand-picked by Paul, each book contains 20

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Unmentionable? Sure. But I'll try to tell you anyway. The sludge in that tanker was the stuff of nightmares. My nightmares as it turned out. Some things you just can't talk about . . . Locked in the loo. Kissing a cold, cold kid. Being a little squirt. Burning your behind.

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Quirky? You can say that again . . . I have an eye on my finger and a little face in my throat. I start to cry. Tears fall down my face. And down my finger. The eye on my finger is shedding tears too. You'll be speechless. A strangling rose. A ghost chicken. A tiny hole for a mouth. A living copy - of yourself. Football toads.

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Something weird is happening to Dawn and Rory. Slurping slobberers want to suck their bones out, strange steel sheep want to smash them to pieces, and giant frogs want to eat them up. Their parents don't believe them - they are on their own.

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In a clear and humorous style this book explains how you can open the world through a love of books. The author has cut through the jargon and the controversies to reveal the simple truths which will enable every parent to infect their child with the reading bug.

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For ages 6+. 'You can't have a party without music,' said Dad. 'You can't have a fire without smoke,' said Whacka. It went from bad to worse after that. A barbecue from hell. Spuds on the roof. A visit from the police. It was war, a fight to the finish between Dad and Whacka. And Chris was right in the middle of it. All because Dad vomited in the cabbage patch. It could only be a Paul Jennings sto

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For ages 7+. The dog sniffs Jimmy

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Spooky and hilarious stories with the most surprising endings. All with great, novelty double covers.

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I suddenly feel apprehensive as my words turn to smoke and curl up the chimney.Does my story hold the answer?A dingo knows with being aware that it knows.Can a person know something without knowing it?Robin's life is spiralling out of control. His father's tyrant, his mother's disappeared and the wrong girl's luring him into her web . . .Intolerable images keep flashing through his head. What does

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For ages 7+. Winner YABBA, Fiction for Younger Readers, 1996. The girl sucks Jack's eye. Her tongue is huge and spongy and dribbly. The tip of it goes up one nostril. Jack did something awful with an ice-cream - now it's his turn to get licked. A second gizmo yarn from Australia's master of madness.