These are the stories about my life, Bob Schwartz. They are all true. Some will make you laugh, and some will make you cry. It is my hope that all will be of interest to the reader. This is the kind of book that has short short stories. It is the kind of book that I hope will entertain the reader as he goes to lunch, takes a plane, or visits the bathroom. The stories cover the years from the 1950s to the present. They talk about my parents restaurant on the west side of Chicago, my many jobs, and my work as a teacher and a salesman. They cover a world that has gone and the people that were a part of it. The stories are all flashbacks.