This first collection of columns from A. E. Poynor touches on subjects as uniquely Alaskan as moose nugget swizzle sticks, and just as tacky. It's a trip to Alaska without the hazards of being eaten by bears, or bled dry by mosquitoes. From barbecuing in the middle of the winter, to camping with kids, to the troubles Alaskans encounter trying to simply order things through the mail, Poynor brings a humorous light to everyday life in small town Alaska. Ever wonder what Alaskans do to celebrate a new grocery store? Well, they throw a parade - it doesn't matter if it's only ten degrees above zero. Ever wonder what Alaskans do for a lawn? Or what happens when all the snow melts? What do Alaskans do with all those salmon? How do you survive cabin fever? The answers to those questions, and many others, are to be found in this unique and funny book.