Do you worry about getting sucked into the top of escalators?
Do you push doors marked PULL and pull doors marked PUSH?
Do you believe a bogeyman hides under the bed?
Do you automatically turn around when somebody calls 'Hey, Stupid!'?
Do you think that being able to stuff your mouth full of marshmallows is a sign of superior intelligence?

SCORE: One point for each 'yes' answer.

3-5 You are extremely stupid. You will love this book.
1-2 You are fairly stupid. You will love this book.
0 You think you're really smart but deep down you're as stupid as the rest of us. You will love this book.