Is this the right book for you? Take the DISGUSTING TEST and find out.
Do you do any or all of the following: pick your nose, talk in burps or wee in swimming pools?
Do you ever wear the same undies two (or more) days in a row?
Do you wish you knew the most disgusting thing in the world?
Do you think brussel sprouts are a delicious mouth-watering treat?
Do you like stories about dead flies, giant slugs and mysterious brown blobs?
SCORE: One point for each e~yese(tm) answer.
3-5 You are completely and utterly disgusting. You will love this book.
1-2 You are fairly disgusting. You will love this book.
0 You are a disgusting liar. You will love this book.
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