GRAMMY NOMINEE

Audie Award, Humor, 2015

By purchasing YES PLEASE VINYL by Amy Poehler you commit to the following:

As a consumer of YES PLEASE VINYL I hereby swear to purchase record and listen to it.

Record may be listened to during parties, "me" time, and while giving birth.

Record shall not be listened to while walking near mall water fountains.

All parties agree to discuss record with family and friends and purchase multiple copies if so inclined.

HarperAudio would like to take this moment to point out that records are great gifts, especially around this truly magical holiday season.

Also don't forget summer.

Or any months ending in y, h, l, e, t, or r.

Record may also be used as a coaster for morning coffee or amazing art for your wall.

Please approach YES PLEASE VINYL with an open mind and low expectation of gossip.

Excerpts from record may be recited in casual conversation after permission is received from author in writing four to six months after said request is processed.

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The author would like to thank you from the bottom of her heart for buying this record so she can continue to buy fancy washcloths.

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