SIMON'S HAVING A BAD...AN EVEN WORSE DAY


Simon's class is heading off on their annual school trip to Camp Cruddly. This isn't just a bad day, this is a grade-A, category-five, send-in-the-navy-seal-black-op-ninjas Sidebottom emergency!

YOU get to choose just how weird it all gets. Will Simon be swallowed up by a disgusting hairball? Will Larry Barry save Simon from ferocious toe-nibbling eels? Will Simon discover the hidden pathway that reveals Principals Fart-Smells' biggest secret yet?

YOU CHOOSE!

'Don't believe anything you read in this book!'
Principal Fart-Smells.


'Why does this book smell like farts?'
Simon's mum.


'When I was a girl, books were made out of dried horse poo.'
Nurse Payne.