Tired of boring crochet patterns? Take your crochet skills to the next level with these ChatGPT amigurumi patterns that range from extremely weird to comically bad but good. These Al-generated versions of beloved cartoon characters, childhood toys, and video game heroes are as unhinged as they are charming. The designs in Cursed Crochet include: Squooshward, a confused adaptation of Spongebob's grouchy neighbor, Beige Space Baby, a flesh-colored horror in the general shape of beloved Baby Yoda, Burfy, an even more terrifying version of the cursed 90s children's toy, Oopa, a deranged interpretation of Aang's trusty flying bison, And more!