Baldr the Beautiful is dead. Desperate to get back to his privileged role as Ooinn's favorite son, Baldr strikes a bargain with Hel, the terrifying half living and half skeletal queen of the realm of the dead. He offers her the only thing he's got: knowledge from the living world. Hel gives him three days. If he can teach her something new, she will return him to the realms of the living. But the icy Hel seems completely impervious to Baldr's charms. What's worse, she already knows everything. By the end of the third day, Baldr realizes he's only got one chance left to impress her. Returning to his former life depends on Baldr the Beautiful seducing the most formidable woman in the Nine Realms.