Excuse Me, Santa!

Excuse Me, Santa!

by Dave Hughes and Philip Bunting

Hardback Publication Date: 01/10/2019

RRP  $17.99 $13.75

Martha May has marvellous manners, especially at CHRISTMAS.

She writes very neat cards and gives very thoughtful gifts... and she NEVER forgets to leave yummy snacks for SANTA CLAUS and his reindeer!

But what will happen when Martha May gives SANTA a GIANT PUDDING?! Find out in the EXPLOSIVE Christmas tale by Dave Hughes, Holly Ife and Philip Bunting!

Book Features

  • A very hilarious Christmassy sequel to the best-selling Excuse Me! With a bonus letter for Santa for readers to leave out on Christmas Eve! 
  • With a glitter cover! 
  • Another smelly hit from hugely popular comedian and TV/ Radio personality DAVE HUGHES and Holly Ife... but this time featuring Santa! 
  • Perfectly polite Martha May was inspired by Dave’s friend and radio co-host, Kate Langbroek, who infamously claims that she DOES NOT FART! 
  • A side-splitting story that builds... and builds... and builds... into one epic and earth-shattering Christmas fart explosion!
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