Let's face it-the holidays can be stressful. When the peppermint latte won't cut it, you can release your holiday angst and embrace your inner snarky elf by stitching some truly irreverent and silly holiday sentiments! Featuring twenty patterns from the crafting world's most bad-ass cross-stitchers, this book has everything from a simple "Ho" ornament to a sampler featuring Clark Griswold's famous "Hallelujah, holy shit, where's the Tylenol" rant. Need a present? Stitch your friend a little "Hello Drunk, I'm Christmas" ornament for their tree, or make a "Deck the Halls and Not Your Family" for your sibling. Before you know it, your holiday stress will have disappeared faster than that bowl of spiked eggnog. Merry stitching, and happy fucking holidays!