Hunter dreams of one-day dodging bullets and bombs while getting the big scoop, scoring the big exclusive, and landing the occasional BJ. Only problem? He's too busy being a little bitch. To escape his fear, paranoia, and panic attacks, he goes full sidekick mode to Jeremy, a mild sociopath with a killer smile and no conscience. Together they hunt for all the promises college life is supposed to offer, from beautiful women to booze and outright depravity, along with ethics, morals, integrity, and the essential understanding of life and the world they are rocketing toward - A career. This is a horror novel for people who actually want to do something with their life. The real world always finds a way to slap you hard when you don't fall in line.