"The Beatles are dying in the wrong order." -Victor Lewis Smith
"When you forget to eat, you know you're alive." -Henry James
"I think people would be alive today if there were a death penalty." -Nancy Reagan
"You know 'that look' women get when they want sex? Me neither." -Steve Martin
Collected by the writers of the BBC show, QI, and authors of the worldwide bestsellers The Book of General Ignorance and 1,227 QI Facts To Blow Your Socks Off , here is an inspirational handbook of wise one-liners, hilarious jokes, and motivational quotes of truth and beauty.