I have a very good brain and I’ve said a lot of things.

Donald J. Trump, the 45th president of the United States of America, has the most beautiful, tremendous, and truly great things to say to the American people. His illustrious life has been full of brilliant words of wisdom — just try and imagine the American lexicon without phrases like “lock her up”.

Sh*t Trump Says is a collection of the Great Orange President’s greatest hits, from his days as a real estate investor in the 1980s to his most interesting (or confounding) presidential utterances. Divided into chapters like “Losers!”, “Drain the Swamp and Build a Yuge Wall”, and “Nobody Has More Respect for Women. Nobody!”, this fantastic book deserves a place of gilded honour in every home. Well, except the haters!