As you read this book, there are a few things you have to understand: 95 percent
of my stories are truthful. Every member of the Robertson family has the Godgiven
gift of storytelling. Hey, when you've sat in a duck blind for more than
half of your life, you have to figure out some way to pass the time It's better
than looking at Willie and Jase for six hours Many of the stories I like to tell
happened when I was a young boy or when I was in Vietnam. At my age, a few
of the details are cloudy, but I'll recollect the coming stories as best I can. Hey,
just remember it isn't a lie if you think it's true It's up to you, the reader, to
figure out what's truth and what's fiction. Best of luck with that, Jack May the
force be with you.
Hey, another thing you have to know: my stories are kind of like my vocabulary.
You might have noticed I like to say "hey" quite a bit. "Hey" can mean
anything. It can mean "yes," it can mean "maybe," and it can mean "no." Hey,
it could mean "next week." The bottom line is, you have to understand "hey" to
understand me.
And if you know anything about Silas Merritt Robertson, you know I'm a hard
rascal to figure out.