Forget baby love. The Chaser has written the definitive guide to parenting in the modern age, fully-updated for post-pandemic parenting. Jam packed with 132 pages of spurious information, written by some of Australia's top comedians. It's the perfect gift for new parents, prospective parents, and essential reading for anyone who has ever considered becoming a parent.

Topics Include:

• The Decision
• Why you definitely shouldn't become a parent in the first place
• Why you're making a huge mistake
• What were you thinking

Practical Tips Before Birth

• How to get pregnant; turning sex into something dull and lifeless
• Pregnancy Wine Guide
• 9 months of bliss; one woman's infuriatingly unrepresentative experience of pregnancy

Instant Regret

• Who needs sleep; the first six months
• The Toddler Years; A guide to making money on instagram by exploiting the cuteness of your child
• Pre-school; An illustrated guide to making your partner do most of the work

Creeping Realisation

• Primary School age; The best -drug free- Years of Their Life
• High School; How to apply for Special Consideration
• Will they ever move out- A Guide to your child's 20s and 30s

The Resentment Years

• Middle-Age; Why everything wrong with their lives is your fault
• Also included a bonus do-it-yourself Last Will and Testament to let you cut your children out of their inheritance in 3 easy steps