At last The Simpsons tell-all book in a wicked new format

You'll gasp in amazement at this revealing, no-holds-barred, and (in one minor instance) poignant family album.

Nothing omitted No punches pulled

Assembled and narrated with painstaking, loving care by none other than that First Lady of Tall Hair, Marge Simpson.

You'll laugh You'll cry You'll turn the page

Armchair anthropologists, deviant psychologists, and students of Ancient Simpsons History, will all gape in awe at . . . Bart as a baby Marge as a pre-teen Homer with hair Grampa with teeth and . . . a potato grown in the shape of Millard Fillmore

Don't laugh Take the bait

It's the definitive memoir of an all-American nuclear family.