The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Croc!

Legendary Front Pages From the NT News, Volume Two

by News NT

Paperback Publication Date: 27/11/2018

RRP  $24.99 $16.50

They're back... Bigger, better and bolshier than ever.

You have to wait 75 years to see Halley's Comet again. And ten years to see (and smell) the giant corpse flower bloom. But for the second time in less than five years, the NT News team have given up Friday night drinks to collate a collection of their best efforts into the ultimate gift book.

Famous for their witty front-page headlines that can turn a wayward croc, a misused firecracker or unconfirmed UFO sighting into a national talking point, they've again proved that the combination of a photo and caption is an art form perfected in the muggy heat of Australia's Top End.

Why I've got some sticky near my dicky
Did aliens steal my mangoes
Toaster melted my dentures
Monster snake found in loo
Why I've got a coin in my groin

While everyone else is talking about fake news, The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Croc! is chock-a-croc with what really matters. And that trumps everything.

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"There's more to us than croc front pages and witty headlines. When we figure out what they are, we'll let you know."
Overheard at the NT News headquarters

News NT

First published in 1952, the NT News represents the people of the Northern Territory with fair, investigative and quirky journalism. NT News staff encourage their readers to interact with them across different platforms so they can campaign to improve and celebrate the Territory way of life. The NT News is unconventional, bold, unique and unashamedly Territorian, and allows readers to escape the daily grind and to be informed while also enjoying the lighter side of life.

The NT News reaches more than 64,000 people each day Monday to Friday, and the Saturday edition is the Territory's highest circulating paper of the week.

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