Utta Drivel Short Stories Three is a collection of humorous short stories. It follows on from his first two books of stories read out at Creative Writing evening classes to much laughter. They cover a wide range of subjects and human experience through the ages. This is apparent from some of the evocative titles: Sod Dolly, I Want Jolene; Boiling the Dead Owl; Walfumstow Will Goes to The Crusades; and There's Someone Left in Midsomer! The subjects range from Robin Hoodie's downright-pissed merry men to hired donkeys in the Valley of the Kings where Ramses the Great keeps trying to mount Nefertiti. From being charged by an elephant on an overland safari up through Africa to a religious painting in Bolivia that shows a butch-looking angel in all-in wrestler turquoise jackboots and red football socks. Other stories include a self-appointed Breast Historian, grumpy Romans on Hadrian's Wall and a retired couple at the pub growing old grapefully. Enjoy...