Get zen AF in 2019. A cheeky poke at wellness culture’s default serenity and positivity, this humorous calendar balances the joy of yoga with the bitch, please of daily life.

Each month, original color illustrations are paired with truthful motivations: I do it for the pizza.

Real-life mantras: Exhale the bullshit. And profound gratitude: Thankful for high-waisted yoga pants. A witty gift for a girlfriend, sister, or any savasana queen who’d rather be doing tree pose, no matter where she is.