What would it be like if dogs could speak? What if they had smart phones and could text us their every thought?

Based on the extremely popular textfromdog.tumblr.com, each full-color page of the Texts from Dog 2018 Day-to-Day Calendar features an imaginary, witty, and crass SMS exchange between Dog, the foul-mouthed British bulldog, and his owner, October Jones. From his manic, repetitive texting in all capital letters to his exuberance and enthusiasm, “Dog's” texts perfectly capture a typical dog's personality.

As an added bonus, the back of each page includes daily extra content such as puzzles, jokes, lists, quotes, activities, tips, and trivia.