With celebrity feuds, odes to the haters and losers, and crisis-provoking tweets on every page, the TRUMPisms 2019 day-to-day calendar puts Donald Trump's "very stable genius" on full display.

It leaves no doubt that the man now in charge of the world's mightiest nuclear arsenal is "like, a really smart person." Prescient observations such as "Some of our presidents have been incredible jerk-offs" and thoughtful queries like "Are you allowed to impeach a president for gross incompetence?" will further assure readers of his brilliance.