Some Rules about Excuses:

* They should not be easy to confirm that it was an untruth (Grandma died).

* The boss should want to believe you.

* They should help or at least don't hurt your reputation at work.

* Always call in according to company rules. No Call-No Show is a serious offense.

* Medical related excuses can be verified so be careful.

* With all excuses, know your boss and their pet peeves/likes.

* A little specificity makes any excuse more believable.

Remember! These are all in good fun and are for novelty and entertainment use only! Please be smart and do not be fired!

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