Previously published as It's Not You, It's Her

How to break up with someone else's fiancé by Chelsea Porter, aka The Breakup Girl

* Tell him it's not him, it's her.

* Try to ignore how gorgeous Callum McKinnel is. You are breaking up with him, after all.

* Fall just a little bit when he rescues your dog.

* Try to resist when he asks you to join his family for Thanksgiving dinner in Jewell Rock.

* Succumb anyway.

* Succumb to a lot more than that.

* Remind yourself that you are The Breakup Girl. You don't do commitment.

Wonder what would happen if The Breakup Girl stopped following her own advice…