I invite you to enjoy a true story about our canine friends:

sometimes funny, often unbelievable, at other times downright ridiculous.

Join the Lee family in their quest to become bankrupt.

Is it wrong to name a dog "Direct Debit"?

Can a dog be charged with rape?

Would you like to learn an amazing way to cure a Tapeworm?

If so read on . . .

My story starts with the tale of two Great Danes,

Firstly Charlie (the black Great Dane rapist),

followed by Nero, the gentle (but somewhat clumsy) giant.

I then go on to write about other pet dogs we have owned over the years.

Also included are a few lines about the arch enemy, Spider the cat.

Is it possible for a cat to do a burn out on the Mother-in-Law's head?

I know not if the madness and mayhem is peculiar to my family,

But I am sure that fellow pet owners will get a good laugh at our expense.

Please read and enjoy