There are some things in life you can always rely on. Getting the flu over Christmas, a horny Alsation ruining your best suede boots, and your Mother showing you up in the supermarket.

Then there are some things that you really don't count on but they happen anyway. A good dose of fame, getting completely trashed at an awards ceremony, and catching your fella doing something unmentionable on your wedding day.

My name's Jodie McGee and to be perfectly frank I've had it all, done it all and messed it all up.This is my story. Read it coz I'm, like, dead famous. But please, don't be too gobsmacked when it all goes tits up.

You have been warned...

Jodie xx