I never thought I’d have a bounty on my head the size of the Milky Way.
Of course, I never thought I’d be able to bend time, either.
But hey, life is full of surprises.
Don’t get me wrong, feeling like a goddess has its perks, but those perks come with a hefty price. My brain is tapioca. I’m stranded in the middle of dead space. Ratters are using me for target practice, and a giant, cybernetic monster named Oscar is trying to make me his chew toy.
All this because I played superhero (or thief, according to some) and snatched a doomsday device from an intergalactic mobster.
So if I don’t make it out of here alive, remember this:
Above all else, I want a Viking funeral.
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"Galen Surlak-Ramsey’s comedic Apocalypse How? is the thrilling, clever first entry in a series of space romps...[and] blends science fiction and humor into a fun, high-stakes adventure quest." — Forward Reviews
"The edge-of-your-seat action keeps readers engaged. This is a strong debut that launches a promising series." — Publisher's Weekly
"If you like your science fiction to be nonstop action, Apocalypse How? is for you. But this novel is more than just action. It features likable characters, a unique storyline, unexpected laughs, and a human-alien buddy relationship like none other. So open up to page one and hold on—a wild ride awaits!" — Marty Essen, ten-time award-winning author, college speaker, and talent agent