Fun, Funny, Spooky Adventures

From the author of “The Zombie Cat”

With genetic mutations, insane bullies, explosions, poisonous snakes, ghosts and other assorted comic mishaps.

My sister Ellen and I didn’t get along. It’s not that we didn’t love each other, we just couldn’t stand each other.

This book makes your family seem normal!

Warning! May contain traces of snake venom and slug slime.

Mark Binder is the Audie Award nominated author and storyteller, who tours the world sharing stories with readers and listeners of all ages.

Find him @markbinderbooks • Listen on Spotify

My family is so weird…

I wouldn’t go so far to say that we’re psycho. It’s just that strange things happen to us: explosions • • genetic mutations • • poisonous snakes • • ghost attacks and other mishaps.

Sometimes I wish that we could all just relax.

Seven stories and a chapter book/novella

Top 10 reasons to buy this book

10. Loaded with practical tips

— like what to do if your sister is being eaten

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   Makes your family seem normal

   
   


10. 
    

    Meet the world’s smallest professional wrestler

    
    


11. 
    

    Dynamite recipe for Flying Roast Turkey

    
    


12. 
    

    Prevents bad breath in lab rats

    
    


13. 
    

    Secret code that may reveal the meaning of life*

    
    


14. 
    

    Action. Suspense. Flatulence.

    
    


15. 
    

    New, improved, and now more than 72% slug-free! 2. Lasts longer than a pizza

    
    


16. 
    

    More laughs than “Johnny Tremain”