Pauline Kael wrote: "Movies are so rarely great art that if we cannot appreciate great trash we have very little reason to be interested in them."

Bear that in mind, friends and neighbours, as you read about Tinseltown's schlockiest missteps in Part 7 of our ongoing series, "Hollywood Horses#!t". You won't find too many critics going to bat for the likes of The Manitou or House of the Dead, but they are fun on a trash level and aren't movies supposed to be fun? Also including Prophecy, Megaforce and Mother of Tears, this is another bonkers b-movie extravaganza!