Are the voices in your head listening to you? Oh yes. Yes, they are listening to you. They know what you’re saying. Sometimes, they talk back. Sometimes, they sing along. Sometimes, they write children’s book with hidden messages placed in plain sight with a neon bow because, hey, a little style never hurt anyone. (This, of course, ignores the Great Style Massacre of 1973.)

Welcome to “Fun To Grow On” – the new children’s book series for adults. These books are not for little children or big babies. Each story is filled with blood and violence, sex and swearing – Seriously. This series is for adults. These are not parodies of children’s books but original stories for adults who still have a lot to learn… as do we all.

“Fun To Grow On” presents the third book in this ongoing series… Pussies: Disemboweling Trump!

In the face of his first year as President, who hasn’t wanted to disembowel Trump?

CAT Team 6 is on the job, storming the White House and the Republican flunkies armed with weapons and truth, Kim Kardashian, Guy Fieri, and everything pussies need to grab both Trump and a healthy dollop of irony. When shame and facts and even cutting off Trump’s tongue aren’t enough, disemboweling is the only option remaining. Let the national catharsis begin!