In the Tilly and Elmer FlashbackX series, our favorite sexagenarians describe, in sometimes hilarious and sometimes scandalous detail, their slow motion coming of age in the Midwest in the early sixties. From their clumsy first date to the first time they go “all the way” (on the second try), you’ll gasp at Elmer’s inexperience, smile at Tilly’s (real or faked?) innocence, and perhaps shed a tear of recognition at the blundering beauty of their first time.

After over a year of foreplay, Tilly and Elmer finally go “all the way”. They have been anticipating this event for a long time, and while it doesn’t completely live up to their expectations, it’s definitely unforgettable and, over time, the experience becomes more and more perfect in their memory until it becomes legendary. The immediate aftermath, however, raises a number of questions in Tilly’s mind, although from Elmer’s point of view, now that he’s a real man, life couldn’t get more beautiful.

‘Elmer went into the bathroom and unzipped his pants. His penis was aimed at the ceiling. He tried to think of something besides Tilly and the fact that she was in bed naked in the next room, waiting for him to deflower her. His attempt to think about something else was unsuccessful. It appeared that urinating could take him all afternoon, but he wouldn’t be able to comfortably have sex with Tilly if he had to pee. He considered getting into the shower so he could try to urinate with his penis pointing upward. That might work, but it could be messy and awkward. He decided to try it that way, but outside the back door. He ducked back into the bedroom and told Tilly he would be right back, that he had to go outside for a second.

“Why?” she asked.

“My dick is so hard I can’t bend it down toward the toilet so I’m going to pee outside, where it won’t matter.”

“Can I watch?” she asked, laughing.

“Tilly, if you’re watching, I won’t be able to pee for a week. Just wait for me, I won’t be long.”’