Zombie Management

Zombie Management

by Mike White

Publication Date: 03/06/2017

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Bob is a (mostly) obedient wage-slave at Xmart. The store exists some years after a localized zombie outbreak that was then largely contained. The CDC and cooperating government organizations are still mopping up the stragglers that occurred from the outbreak, however, and the occasional zombie walking into a store has become so commonplace Xmart actually has a code for informing employees about it, and they've added it into their training videos for employment.

The occasional flare-up of zombies has also inspired the formation of a militia called the Livers who dutifully drive around town filling and performing their duty to eliminate zombies when the government isn't there to do it themselves.

Given just how commonplace zombies have become, it's to be expected when some people don't take them very seriously anymore.

Bob certainly doesn't. Seriously, how can he look at a bunch of hillbillies like the Livers riding around town with their fake uniforms with a straight face?

The more fun part is having friends play the zombie roles in training videos because of how silly they look.

Besides, the zombie response guide at Xmart is way more useful for hollowing out and putting a cheap tablet in for watching movies while "working." Really, what other use could it have?

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Zombie Management is a Dark Comedy Horror Zombie Corporate Satire story like you've never seen.It will fulfill all your soda battle cannon/peanut butter/zombie gore metaphor requirements simultaneously. Fast, funny, and with no lack of ridiculous zany action perfect for anyone who's ever slaved away in the retail industry.

ISBN:
9781370607365
9781370607365
Category:
Horror & ghost stories
Publication Date:
03-06-2017
Language:
English
Publisher:
Mike White
Mike White

Mike White has had dogs most of his life, including a giveaway mongrel when he was a teenager, a puppy who was going to be drowned, and his current huntaway, Cooper, who features throughout How to Walk a Dog.

They've been wonderful mates, loyal company and frequently disobedient. Some have broken his bones; all have broken his heart when they've gone. White is one of New Zealand's best-known journalists and a senior writer at North & South magazine where he has won more than 20 national media awards, including the Wolfson Fellowship to Cambridge University.

In 2013 he wrote the best-selling true crime book Who Killed Scott Guy? He lives in Wellington with his partner, Nikki, and they walk Cooper along the coast, through the bush and at the city's dog parks.

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