So you're a sociopath. That doesn't mean you can't get ahead in life. The Art of the Steal is the modern monster's handy guide to the murky world of business and all the ways you can screw over your fellow man to make a quick buck. The Chaser Quarterly has compiled a diverse array of Australia's least eminent CEOs to put together this edition, including Charles Firth (The Chaser) and Cam Smith(chaser.com.au). "The perfect Father's Day gift" - Marketing person at The Chaser ABOUT THE BOOK Always wanted to experience the thrill of sacking someone but didn't know how to do it? At last a book that teaches you how to build a career in management so that you can unleash your inner arsehole. The Chaser's Art of the Streal is the only book about management theory that comes with a free MBA (from The Chaser Institute). Divided into seven sections, readers will be fully appraised of everything it takes to become a successful manager, from middling time-server all the way up to mediocre executive. Includes: * A guide to corporate slang * The history and philosophy of management theory * Narcissism checklist: do you have enough of it to be CEO * Buzzwords: How to eliminate clear communication from your management style Interspersed throughout the book are case studies to illustrate common management issues. For example, "Donald" was a mediocre student, bullied and harassed, but he turned the tables "The day that switch flipped inside me I was on the path to success", he says. Nowadays "Donald" has a senior job managing geopolitical conflicts by watching TV and sending tweets. Also includes an up-to-date section on dealing with "women" in the workplace. What are they? What are they doing in the boardroom? Includes a case study on "Harvey" didn't realise women were real people, who would eventually talk to each other. Please allow up to 10-13 weeks for your first delivery.