Published for the very first time this is the complete collected musings of everyone's favourite MEP, smoker and egg-dodger, Nigel Farage

The definitive collection of Nigel Farage's witty quips, wise pronouncements and political insights. Every single one of them.

Nigel Farage is a down-to-earth ex-banker and self-styled man of the people. He was elected to the European Parliament in 1999 and has attended occasionally ever since. He enjoys fishing, drinking beer and scaremongering, and dislikes evidence-based politics and Belgians.

** Please note that this book is, of course, entirely blank **