Is this the right book for you? Take the disgusting quiz and find out!
Do you do any - or all - of the following: pick your nose, talk in burps or wee in swimming pools? Do you ever wear the same undies two (or more) days in a row? Do you wish you knew the most disgusting thing in the world? Do you think Brussels sprouts are a delicious mouth watering treat? Do you like stories about dead flies, giant slugs and mysterious brown blobs? Score: One point for each yes answer 3-5 You are completely and utterly disgusting. You will love this book. 1-2 You are fairly disgusting. You will love this book 0 You are a disgusting liar. You will love this book.