What do you call a puppy in the rain?
A soggy doggy!
Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because they have smelly feet!
Which snack always make you jump?
What did the wolf say when he met the little pig?
Very pleased to EAT you!
Here at last: the funny jokes that every five year old needs to know.
A power pack of punchlines that's sure to get grandfathers groaning, mothers moaning and best friends begging for more.
They're all in here: more than a hundred classics, twisted originals, and brand new awesome jokes. With sixty easy-to-read pages and illustrations throughout for extra guffaws, it's the perfect gift for every joke-loving five year old!
All profits from this book go to children's charities working with vulnerable children (Chances for Children) and with families facing terminal illness (ellenor).
- Humour & jokes (Children's / Teenage)
- Paperback / softback
- Publication Date:
- Big Red Button Books
- Country of origin:
- United Kingdom
- Dimensions (mm):
This title is in stock with our Australian supplier and arrives at our Sydney warehouse within 2-3 weeks of your order. An overall delivery estimate to you, (arrival time to A&R + delivery via post to your address) can be found below.
Once received into our warehouse we will despatch it to you with a Shipping Notification which includes online tracking.
An overall delivery time for this item, including the 2-3 week arrival time to A&R, to your address is:
NSW Metro: 16 - 18 working days.
NSW Regional: 17 -20 working days.
VIC & SA Metro: 17 - 19 working days.
VIC & SA Regional: 17 -20 working days.
QLD Metro: 17 - 20 working days.
QLD Regional: 22 - 30 working days.
TAS: 17 - 20 working days.
WA Metro: 19 - 22 working days.
WA Regional: 21 -25 working days.
NT Metro: 21- 25 working days.
NT Regional: 22 - 30 working days.
Please add one week to the above time due to the busy holiday season.