The Fate of Eleven Universes Rest in the Hands of a Hapless Trucker who Can't Read a Map...



Eleventh World is widely considered the largest waste of magic and technology ever perpetrated by a governing body.

We call it Earth.




Humanity?




We're a bad joke told only in posh backrooms by the raunchiest politicians.




Even so, when villainous forces threaten to destroy our universe, the beings profiting off Eleventh World take notice. They summon their best cybernetic dwarf problem solver to find the bomb and save the day.




Unfortunately for us, the villain insists Crossways Transportation's very worst, Sam Bridger, deliver the ransom. Can the best triumph before our worst dooms us?




Will Sam be the death of everybody you know?




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