From the twisted author behind Sick B*stards, Rotting Dead F*cks and The Octopus Trilogy comes a new stinking horror to rot all of your senses! His life is a tricky one. He lives alone and the only people who know of his fetishes are those he pays. They do, after all, offer discretion and that is important to him. But, that's something "off" about him and, as a result, he has no friends.Then, one drunken evening, he makes a terrible mistake and wakes up to find himself next to a work colleague. Apparently the "drunk him" thought it would be a good idea to steal her away from her life. The sober him has no idea what to do with her. He isn't a monster, after all. He can't kill her but he can't release her either. She'll go straight to the police and he knows he won't survive prison. So what can he do?! What a sticky mess he has got himself in to.An unusual story filled with grossness and - weirdly - heart. We shouldn't be afraid to be who we are, so long as we're not hurting people.Written in the first person narrative, with handwritten segments to break up the chapters - pages ripped from his diaryThis is an extreme, gross story. It is not intended for those who do not like disgusting stories.