This memoir tells the story of my life from my Becoming in 1980 (Old Time) until my retirement to Mars in the early 22nd century O.T. I saw the fall of the nation state and the rise of the Corporations. I was there when JC conquered Space-Time and the cyber world circumscribed man. I knew manmade woman and voyaged throughout the solar system. I saw football rise and the world embrace it. I heard the roar of the Lamb and felt buildings fall. But most of all, I was a friend to Septimus, --blessed is his name to me--the great scion of Old Texas, who we immortalized with that great statue in front of the headquarters for Earth Corp. Through him I became a Top Corporate and learned the secrets behind the "headlines" of those days. These secrets, at least those that Pub Corp will allow, I give to you, my absorbers. Enjoy and learn.