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How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You

How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You 3

by Matthew Inman and The Oatmeal
Paperback
Publication Date: 09/10/2012
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Jesus Rollerblading Christ-another helping of TheOatmeal! Mrow, MOAR kitty comics. Mr. Oats delivers a sidesplitting serving of cat humor in his new book, How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You.

If your cat is kneading you, that's not a sign of affection. Your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weakness. If your cat brings you a dead animal, this isn't a gift. It's a warning. How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You is a hilarious, brilliant offering of comics, facts, and instructional guides about crazy cat behaviors from the creative wonderland at TheOatmeal.com.

How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You presents fan favorites, such as "Cat vs. Internet," "How to Pet a Kitty," and "The Bobcats," plus 17 brand-new, never-before-seen cat-themed comic strips. This Oatmeal collection is a must-have for cat-lovers from Mr. Oats! A pullout poster is included at the back of the book.
ISBN:
9781449410247
9781449410247
Category:
Humour
Format:
Paperback
Publication Date:
09-10-2012
Language:
English
Publisher:
Andrews McMeel Publishing
Country of origin:
United States
Pages:
136
Dimensions (mm):
229x178x13mm
Weight:
0.5kg
Matthew Inman

Matthew Inman is the brains behind the theoatmeal.com an entertainment website full of comics, quizzes, and stories.

The site gets more than 7 million unique visitors and 30 million page views a month. Matthew lives in Seattle, Washington. He subsists on a steady diet of crickets and whiskey.

He enjoys long walks on the beach, gravity, and breathing heavily through his mouth. His dislikes include scurvy, typhoons, and tapeworm medication.

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  • HOW TO TELL IF YOUR CAT IS PLOTTING TO KILL YOU.

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    thank you for being so prompt in sending my book.
    I find it very amusing and a lot of it is so true. I have 4 cats and they have
    some of these traits mentioned in the book.

  • a bit repetitive and not really that funny.

    by on

    How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill You is a #1 NYT best seller by The Oatmeal. It’s a book of cartoons about cats: apart from the title chapter (which is also summarised on a pull-out poster, included), there are handy sections like “how to pet a kitty”, “Direction of the ears”, a comparison between sheltering a homeless man and a cat, Cat vs internet, High Speeds, The 3 ways to deal with cat litter, and six instalments of a cartoon called “The Bobcats” in which two cats, both named Bob, who wear neckties, “work” in an office. There’s a bit of insight into cat behaviour, but it’s a bit repetitive and not really that funny.

  • Brilliant!

    by on

    I received both this and its predecessor "5 Reasons To Punch a Dolphin In The Mouth" for Christmas and it's delivered many belly laughs and some poignant and clever humour from Inman, whose grip on what makes people (and cats, as is evident in these readings) tick is right on the mark, particularly knowing the minds of Gen-X/Gen-Y fringe dwellers, which seems more a generation in itself (pretty much if you're too old to be Emo, but too young to have been a contestant on the original series of Young Talent Time, you're in that midfield of un-generation-represented folks like Inman).



    A must read for the masses and the messes. Nice poster for the walls of the bedroom you no longer have and now share with your wife or partner and doesn't go, but cool to have, nonetheless.